super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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