girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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