i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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