Soap is not a condiment
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Shame - the story of my life.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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