Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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