fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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