this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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