Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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