I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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