My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we're chasing vodka with high fives
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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