if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
