It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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