They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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