I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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