do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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