I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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