i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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