Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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