WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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