Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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