so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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