that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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