if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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