Me too!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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