So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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