So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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