Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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