Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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