Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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