You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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