This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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