rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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