She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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