if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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