Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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