I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am puke
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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