i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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