so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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