are you so shy because you have an std?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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