Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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