What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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