question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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