I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When are your genitals available?
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