I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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