This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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