I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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