The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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