there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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