Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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