im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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