I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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