and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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