He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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