he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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